To my person on this the day of her birth,
I would congratulate you on the ability to drink legally but you do not live in my backwards country, and have been able to do so for five years already.
I present you with the half naked glory of our lord and savior Fassy.
You are the very best, even when we go for eons without talking, and when I cry to you about pointless things, you are always there and I wouldn’t be here without you.
You deserve the best on your birthday.
Enjoy some Fassy.